I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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