i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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