There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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