Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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