I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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