She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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