I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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