i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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