I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Why is there bacon in the couch?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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