So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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