If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
no you cant smoke seaweed
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize