So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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