I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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