i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize