we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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