office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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