Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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