Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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