im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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