People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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