He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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Dick very happy bro
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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