Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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