problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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