There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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