Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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