I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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Just pee around me
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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