I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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