have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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