Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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