so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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