I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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