hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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