I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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