Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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