I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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