Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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