I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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