I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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