Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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