I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Randomize