just come out here and I will go home with you...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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