did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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