you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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