All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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