I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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