You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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