Betty ford says i'm here all night
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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