in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Watching her eat just hurts me
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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