the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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