You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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