there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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