i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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